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[SleefeKnifs]

[jeffiennaDync]

brimming

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alliance

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dedicated

[pribFrurf]

 
You have to let your girlfriend get used to your penis

[pribFrurf]

 
that would be like rape, or something odd. you talk to her about it :DTalk to her and

[pribFrurf]

 
Why do women likelarge penises? Because it can stimulate more of them at a time and reach places that smaller ones cannot. Just remember, there is such thing as too big.

[Cargainge]

 
I prefer a skinny but long penis so that it can go far in my vagina
 

[Cargainge]

 
Is it allowed in Islam to lick women armpits by husband
 

[Cargainge]

 
What is the average size of an erect twelve year olds dick because ...
 

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[DrergeUnemo]

 
A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. 
 
The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".
 
So he radios the station and asks what to do.
 
The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes".
 
So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her".
 
So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick. 
 
The blond "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer test.

[DrergeUnemo]

 
Three flies in a jar
 
There were three flies in a jar.
 
Two female and one male.
 
One of the female flies asks the male fly "Do you know a way to get out ?"
 
The male fly replies "Suck my dick and I'll tell you"
 
So she did and the male fly told her to fly up to the top of the jar and hit the lid real hard.
 
She did this and fell back down dead.
 
The second fly then asks the male fly "Please, you musk tell me how to get out !"
 
The male fly replies "Suck my dick and I'll tell you"
 
As she does the male fly inscructs her to fly up to the top of the jar and hit the lid two times real hard.
 
She did this and fell back down dead.
 
 
 Want to know how the male fly got out ?
 
"Suck my dick and i'll tell you"